kristenmastora7:

gallium-knight:

Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it

woah.

(Source: the-gallium-knight, via lahmps)

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(Source: meladoodle, via new-face-of-failures)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via reynamuck)

Timestamp: 1411511165

gaysweaterclub:

talk shit, get hit

(Source: athe0s, via vishual)

Timestamp: 1411511051

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

(via ihearthetrainacomin)

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porkskins:

madgirl-without-a-box:

porkskins:

has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar

no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free

your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books

(via chin-chin-daisuki-desu)

thatfunnyblog:

 

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via sincerelymegang)

Timestamp: 1411314451

sadgirl1017:

​relationship goals

(Source: typac, via chin-chin-daisuki-desu)

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vishual:

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

say what you want about russell brand, i think he’s great.

(Source: grootoftheloom)

Timestamp: 1411311150