iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Timestamp: 1409273314

heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

(via justhopingforhappiness)

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via lovely0706)

Timestamp: 1409253991

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

(via blinklaura)

Timestamp: 1409253964

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

(via blinklaura)

troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

(via queenbitchyknickers)

Timestamp: 1409253570

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

(via fmanzi)

Timestamp: 1409081513